A little attitude belongs in the farmhouse kitchen. The “I'm the Heifer They Warned You About” cow design brings a bold sense of humor to a microfiber kitchen towel or coordinating gift.
A cheeky pick for cow lovers, country friends, and hostesses who like their gifts with personality. Choose a towel for the kitchen, a tote for daily errands, or a matching keepsake for a birthday laugh.
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Available on a microfiber kitchen towel, small or large tote, dishcloth set of 2, corked square coaster set of 2, luggage tag, wood ornament, metal ornament, or single MDF wood magnet.
Select your product from the options menu. Each option is sold separately; photos show the available choices. Dishcloths and coasters come in sets of two.
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I keep buying these towels because I love the designs that are on them! But the added bonus is that they are actually great kitchen towels. Seriously who can pass up cute highland cows draped in Christmas lights. They make great gifts.
Anne Smyth
08/25/2026
Outstanding Customer Service
Outstanding Customer Service. And the product is excellent quality.
Anne Smyth
08/01/2026
Bison won again.
I will always remember the poor guy who got tossed in the air by the bison. Don’t mess with the bison!
Anne Smyth
08/01/2026
Wonderful
These are very nice and soft towels and are high quality. I love them!
Susan Knapp
07/25/2025
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