Salty Bison Trading Company
Funny Donkey Kitchen Gift Set – Towel, Dishcloths & Coasters
Funny Donkey Kitchen Gift Set – Towel, Dishcloths & Coasters
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$45 • Free standard U.S. shipping • Complimentary gift message
Ready to ship in 1–3 business days. Processing time is separate from carrier transit time. Delivery dates depend on the shipping service and destination.
For the friend who says what everyone else is thinking. This funny donkey kitchen gift set pairs a red-bandana donkey and the saying “I rolled my eyes so hard… I checked out my own ass!” with matching everyday kitchen favorites.
A playful birthday, housewarming, hostess or just-because gift for donkey lovers and anyone with a snarky sense of humor.
Five matching pieces. One thoughtful gift.
- 1 microfiber waffle kitchen towel
- 2 matching 10″ × 10″ waffle dishcloths
- 2 matching rounded-square MDF coasters with cork backing
Packaged with purple tissue in a Salty Bison® gift box. An optional gift-message card is included at no extra charge.
Gift messages & sending directly
After placing your order, email your order number, To, From, and optional gift message to meghan@saltybisontradingcompany.com promptly so we can include your card before shipment. To send directly to someone, enter the recipient’s shipping address at checkout.
Shipping & returns
Christmas gifting: We recommend ordering by December 10, 2026, for expected delivery before Christmas to the contiguous U.S. This allows for processing and holiday transit time; arrival is not guaranteed. Alaska and Hawaii orders need additional time—please contact us before ordering for a holiday deadline.
Free standard U.S. shipping is included with this gift set. For processing and delivery information, see our shipping policy. Review our return policy for eligibility and exclusions.
Frequently asked questions
Is the gift box included?
Yes. The Salty Bison® gift box and purple tissue are included in the $45 price.
Do the pieces coordinate?
Yes. The towel, both dishcloths and both coasters feature the coordinating design shown in the product photos.
Can I choose another design?
Each design has its own listing. Browse all gift sets to find your favorite.
Care instructions
Towel & dishcloths: Machine wash in cold water.
Coasters: Wipe clean with a clean cloth. Do not immerse in water.
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